Blowing Snow

You may be from the North Woods if:

• You can ice fish 9 months of the year.
• Your mosquito repellent doubles as your aftershave.
• Your ice fishing shanty is better furnished than your house.
• You think ice beer is leaving a 6 pack of Pabst outside overnight.
• Indoor plumbing is something you want to have someday.
• Your wife's new fur coat came from animals you trapped yourself.
• Your local meat market sells daily roadkill specials.
• Nothing in your living room clashes with your stuffed moose head...
• You know 16 ways to cook a raccoon.
• Your new goose down pillow was migrating south yesterday.
• You find your car when you cut your grass.
• You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
• You have more insurance on your snowmobile than your car.
• You refer to winter mittens and hat as "choppers"
• Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.