Trick Magnet T. Flow

Faithful LHCB reader MacDaddy (a.k.a. Big Playah M. Slither) dutifully reminded me that my recent blog "Generators" missed the important generator PimpHandle.

My pimp handle is:

Trick Magnet T. Flow

Sweetness.


Which reminds me that it's time to ed-u-cate all my wimp-ass readers in another urban language lesson.


Let me ed-u-cate you:

Anywhizzle

Translation: A Gangsterfied substitute for the word anyway
Proper Usage Example: Dizamn yo i gots dis mad itch, anywhizzle kets go smap some bitches up

J-Lube
Translation: Lubricant used by vets, also used for fisting.
Proper Usage Example: Hey, man! put a bit of j lube in that asshole and get your hand deep in

GFY
Translation: Corporate speak for Go Fuck Yourself.
Proper Usage Example: You want more sales? GFY before I bitch-slap yo ass.