Let’s Shake On It

Recently in one of my favorite sites MosNews, I read about a cure for faithful reader Howard Hughes' main problem; his crooked, two-and-a-half-inch penis.

“Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm.

The man had a defect from birth— his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.”

So Howard, although there is hope for you, I am never again going to “shake on it” with you.