y'olehoho

As I get older and less cool, I practice and work on my street cred. I not only try to avoid using words such as "conjecture" and "pontificate" in every-day sentences, but to actually use street slang. One of my favorite reference sites, the Urban Dictionary, is quite useful for this endeavor. Sometimes, I even practice this hobby at work, passing morning urban slang greetings to my co-workers at the coffee machine.

Greetings such as " 'sup y'olehoho".

So you too can practice your urban slang, I've included a useful lesson for you faithful readers that don’t know jack about urban slang:

y'allbitches

Translation: you all are bitches

Proper Usage Example: Man , y'allbitches

y'all-zis

Translation: That which belongs to a group.

Proper Usage Example: Y'all-zis boat is nice.

y'olehoho

Translation: You old ho. Basically it is another way of calling someone a skank, ho, slut, tramp, whatever. But...it can be used for a guy or a chick, which gives it a unique quality.

Proper Usage Example: You had sex with 2 girls last nite? Y'olehoho!

y'aite?

Translation: It means, hey, how are you?,are you alright? hence it sounding like, you alright?

Proper Usage Example: ' Y'aite? ' Yeah, i'm good you?'

Y geezy

Translation: A Bitch, or someone who follows you around and wants to do what you do.

Proper Usage Example: i'll get my Y geezy to take care of my light work

y'azz

Translation: contraction of the words "your" and "ass".

Proper Usage Example: ima kick y'azz.