Lefthanded and Colorblind

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Jacked

The other day, I was driving down Fifth Street in San Francisco when I psychotic-looking person walked up to my car and began to tug on the door handle. He then proceeded to pound on the window of my car.

Although the San Francisco intrusion passed with no ill harm, I have twice been party to attacks in my car. The most incredible incident happened in Manila. I was a passenger being driven in a corporate car when group of kids jumped on the car and began pounding the vehicle with clubs and rocks. The driver was able to accelerate out of the attack.

But this all made me consider? What could you possible do if you were truly carjacked? what is the ultimate car security device? Other than the futuristic device pictured above, I think “The Blaster” may be the ultimate car-protection device.


The Blaster

The device is built into the car doors and is operated by pushing a button beside the foot pedals. It sends a man-high fireball from the car, engulfing the hijacker without endangering the passengers or damaging the auto's paint.

Operating the $650 device requires much less movement than pulling a gun, and therefore -- theoretically at least -- involves less risk of provoking the carjacker into shooting.


Bingo

Bingo Auto Defense operates from either a dash mounted command button or remote controler with instant response time to ward off a harmful or even deadly encounter with the would be car jacker.

BINGO at your command activates a strong defensive posture by spraying your attacker thoroughly with pepper spray. BINGO !!! Hopefully that's the end of the encounter, but remember BINGO is ready at your command to repel multiple attackers or intruders. Bingo provides real knockdown power.

3 Comments:

  • I've seen your car - have you ever thought of just letting them have it?
    - George

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:49 AM  

  • The Fireball idea is amazing, where can I get one ?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:31 PM  

  • The Bingo System you are referencing in 2007 was out of business in 2004...http://www.trademarkia.com/bingo-auto-defense-75167267.html

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:33 PM  

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