Separated At Birth

"Sometimes, my friend, you must keep your enemy close at hand, if only to watch him more closely."
General QI'tu', of the Klingon House Abukoff

My "friend" George Clooney runs marketing at my company. He abuses his position.

Recently, I had to have some photo's taken for work. Before I received the photo's, he had run them through a semantic image engine to see who my image compared to in the world of public photos.

The first, Carson Daly at a 58% likeness, was somewhat complimentary as he's the type of famous, studly-type character, who at a young age, would have been good to emulate. Young, famous and rich.


Now that's all good and he could have left it at that. But nooooo, he had to look further, coming up with this likeness at 68%:

"He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him."
Eddie Cantor