Stalking

As regular readers Howard and George have both been whining about my recently intermittent blogging, I’ve decided to provide them with a post that will let them return again and again.

A while back, I went to the Ryder Cup at the DeVere Belfry golf resort in the UK. It was held at a prestigious golf resort in Warwickshire, West Midlands, England, commonly known as “The Belfry”.

I had great expectations of the US versus EU competition. I attended on Goldman Sachs passes and my anticipation over the event, the course and the competition was palpable.

The golf match turned out to be great, culminating with a stirring win for the English. But my friend Big Playah M. Slither and I were roused by a much more interesting event. We spent the entire, multi-day, event stalking tiger’s wife, Elin Nordegren.

Tiger met his wife while she was working as a nanny for Jasper Parnevik. I’ve always been fascinated by the prospect of Elin as a nanny. My wife and I have had a number of nanny’s before, but I just cannot image coming home one day and having my wife say: ’Hi dear would you like to meet the new nanny', and then having Elin walk in. Only later did I find out that Elin has a twin sister Joesfin.

On that day, the golf was great, but I only have memories of stalking Tiger’s wife. God bless the Swedes.