Astral Projecting Cabbies

The other night I was going to dinner in the Mission District of San Francisco. I got in a cab and settled in for the ride.

Along the way the driver initiated a conversation. He began to discuss Kharkov from where he originates. This was interesting as I have friends in the Ukraine so I asked him what he planned to do there.

He said “I can do my hobby anywhere...even here”. I never asked if he meant while he was running red lights and barely missing double-length buses. But I did ask what was his hobby.

“Astral Projection” he said.

At this point I became concerned that he would leave his body during the car ride, but we arrived safe and sound. Later, my dinner mates decided that wasn’t what he meant. He meant to visit me that night in my home!

My memory even confirmed this intent because I recalled his last words. An ominous: “see you later”!!!

Ukrainian Taxi Drivers In My Bedroom! It was too awful to be true!

It didn’t happen but I’m still concerned about the “remote viewing” aspect of Astral Projection.

I wonder if remote viewing can give you germs?